On the Road W/Ed: A Little Patch of Dirt
It's
why we're all here, America, the New World. Someone, back there in the
not so distant past, our ancestors wanted land that they could call
their own. That's why they came to America. Consider the world
our immigrant forebears came from. In mid 18th century Europe, most
land was owned by a privileged few. They usually had titles, "Lord,
Lady, Baron, Duke, Duchess", etc. Their families owned vast tracts of
land, which peasants, serfs, tenants worked and paid rent to live on.
No one ever sold land, especially to peasants. Thus one was born into a
system that defined one's existence in perpetuity, with no possible
chance for change. There was only so much land to go around, and it was
firmly staked. If you doubt the significance of this, consider
all of the literature which contains reference to the importance of
land ownership. In "Gone With The Wind" Scarlett's father admonishes
her, "Land Katie Scarlett, land! That's what an irishman lives for.
It's in your blood same as mine, don't ever forget." At the end of her
story, after many husbands and children, it is the red earth of Tara
that Scarlett returns to, it's bounty the only constant nurture of her
life. In
"The Piano Lesson", "Boy Willie" comes to town with a truck of
watermelons to sell so he can go back to Mississippi to buy a piece of
land. It was land that his ancestors worked as slaves under the cruel
"Ole Sutter." And now, his dream is to exact payback, buy the land that
his family toiled on, but never reaped the profits from. In "A
Raisin In The Sun" the family matriarch, Lena Younger, yearns for
floors to walk on that are her own, and a little patch of dirt to dig
in back yard, so she and her little plant (currently bound to a small
pot) can stretch and grow. Living in an apartment is killing her
family, she want's her own land, earth under her feet. When I
lived in Miami, I had friends, Sheldon and Claire. "Shelly" was tall
and pink skinned, but Claire, whose family came from Russia in the
early 20th century had beautiful dark skin and jet black hair. She wore
gold very well, looking more like a transplanted Israeli "Sabra" than a
daughter of the Steppes. While
I was there, they got a good deal on a townhouse and moved from their
apartment on the third floor to ground level with a small terrace/patio
in the back. She had the contractor take up two of the pavers in one
corner of the patio, "I'm from peasant stock, I need to have a little
patch of dirt to dig in. It's in my blood." And of course, the
very existence of the state of Israel is so that Jews everywhere can
have a little patch of dirt that belongs to the tribes. It's no
surprise that the first thing they did was irrigate it and grow an
abundance of food from former desert. This is deep in the bones
of human experience, and it is central to the American Idea, that each
person can have their own land to live on, and be "king" of their own
castle. Right
now, we're all very charmed with walking distance lattes and gourmet
take out two doors down, but the very nature of cities is the
antithesis of the human condition. Consider the cities of the middle
ages, and the cities of today. Technology and plumbing have cleaned
them up a lot, but shut off the electricity and the pumps and those
high rise condos become unlivable very fast. The problem is,
the country is running out of desirable land. Since everyone wants an
interesting urban lifestyle, or at least within easy travel time, rural
life in the country has lost it's appeal. Two hour commutes, at three
dollar plus per gallon fuel have ruined any lure the suburbs once had. Suddenly
the condo is king, and narrow row houses are back in fashion. Educated
professionals are returning to the urban core by the import car full.
Trading land for fashion, open space for convenience, it is an
interesting evolution. I have a friend who lived in an expensive condo
in a well known urban core neighborhood for about three years. He has
since moved to a suburban condo that is cheaper. He confessed to me a
while back how much he hates his living space. Only windows at each
end, shared green space, and parking. He says, "Strip off the designer
paint and the stainless steel appliances and it's just a box, and there
isn't any extra room." The expensive urban core condo had been
an even bigger disappointment. It only had windows on one side and half
the units in the building were owned by speculators, for whom it was an
absentee investment that sat empty waiting on the market to go up. So
the building was half empty all the time. It was like living in a ghost
town, or more accurately, a ghost hive. He enjoyed the neighborhood and
walking, but all of it felt somewhat contrived. There was no real
"soul" to the place. His suburban condo is even worse. It has nothing
to walk to and is filled with people who are only living there long
enough to move to something better. What
Katrina and the Ninth Ward have taught us about New Orleans is that it
takes economic diversity to give a city "soul." The post Katrina
sterilized New Orleans is not very interesting. The interesting people
are gone, including most of the musicians that gave the city it's
musical flavor. When
I arrived here in Portland (Oregon), I spent days driving around the
neighborhoods and looking at properties. After weighing in all my
options, I settled in the county's premier mobile home park, which is
part of the RV park I'd originally stopped in, on an island, along the
banks of the Columbia River. And I do mean the banks. I am 30 feet from
the river, with a 200 degree panoramic view of the river, Mts. Hood and
St. Helen's. Although I live on rented land, I own my home. I bought
1,400 square feet, double pane windows, extra insulated metal roof, a
covered veranda around three sides, full amenities, for $51,000. My
lot rent includes lawn maintenance and club amenities. We have a lot of
GLBT residents here. I have great dog loving neighbors, we walk or dogs
among the quiet streets, a river front path and beautiful landscaping.
Two gay men, a couple of over 30 years have an older single wide on
"the cove" and a home in Palm Springs. They tell anyone who asks, "This
is the nicest place we've ever lived." My rainbow wind sock broke and
fell on the street. One of my neighbors picked it up and put it neatly
on the hood of one of my cars so it wouldn't get dirty. it's a great
place to live because we are all homeowners and we care about our
community, which does not allow rented units. Every home must be owner
occupied, and anyone living here must pass a full credit and criminal
background check. My friend who hates his condo comes at least
two days a week to sit on my veranda and watch the boats go by. Others
who've come to visit walk in, drop their jaws, then say things like
"This is amazing" and "This would cost a million dollars anywhere
else." People
ask, "Why? It's a trailer park." My answer, "Land Katie Scarlett,
land." We have our little patch of dirt around us. We have windows on
all sides, no one tromping on the ceiling or under our feet. The
density is just about right. Not too crowded, not too spread out. I
traded land ownership for land use, not unlike leasing a car instead of
buying it, preferring not to spend hundreds of thousands for a little
patch of dirt. I can rent the space for a budgeted amount every month,
which includes services, for much less than a mortgage, taxes and
association fees. As I've gotten older, I am more appreciative of
the fact that all of this world is transient, that we really own
nothing. Marjorie Kinnan-Rawlins put it best in her memoirs, "Cross
Creek". "The earth may be borrowed, not bought. Cross Creek belongs to
the wind and the rain, to the sun and the seasons; to the cosmic
secrecy of seed, and beyond all, to time." From the banks of the mighty Columbia River, Ed Garren ************************* "The
only devils in the world are those running round in our own hearts, and
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Edward "Ed" Garren, MFT,
Edward "Ed" Garren, MFT is a Family Therapist, justice activist, former
West Hollywood City Council candidate, writer and sojourner. He is
originally from the Tampa Bay area of central Florida. Ed has been
published in the Los Angeles Times, Frontiers news magazine, and other
books, including "Out of My Mind", a pictorial memoir by Kris Nelson.
He is currently working on a book about Addiction in America. More
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